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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
1 day ago | 103,203 notes (originally from realparadoxsocks)
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
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Keely: In the future will you wait for me?
Phil: Really? ’Cause well you’d be really really old. But that shouldn’t matter.
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